Why are my friends such lame-asses?

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 12/11/2014 at 13:38 • Filed to: None

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CalzoneGolem > Your boy, BJR 12/11/2014 at 13:45

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Well your friends have a Bentley so there's that.

Party-vi > Your boy, BJR 12/11/2014 at 13:53

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#humblebrag

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Your boy, BJR 12/11/2014 at 13:56

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#firstworldjalopproblems

yamahog > Your boy, BJR 12/11/2014 at 14:06

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SOMEONE HELP I CAN'T FIND MY BALLS AND ALL MY JERK FRIEND IS WORRIED ABOUT IS WRINGING OUT THIS BENTLEY IN THE SNOW

-your friend, probably

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 12/11/2014 at 15:14

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What good is a big ass 4WD W12 luxury car if you don't drive it hard?!

These are Gentleman's Racers, goddamnit! She need to stretch her legs now and again!

Your boy, BJR > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 12/11/2014 at 15:17

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Psh. He SO can't go off-roading in the Escalade with me now.

Your boy, BJR > CalzoneGolem 12/11/2014 at 15:18

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I got the sumbitch outta a potential 20 year prison sentence, and he won't even buy me a damn XLR-v as a token of appreciation.

The least he could do is hoon the Bentley with me.

CalzoneGolem > Your boy, BJR 12/11/2014 at 15:20

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If I had a Bentley I would tell you go find your own Bentley to hoon also.

Filthy casual.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 12/11/2014 at 19:37

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I also suggested taking it off road, but he was like "nooooo". Psh. What a pussy.

yamahog > Your boy, BJR 12/11/2014 at 20:04

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Don't let your friend's lack of adventure disparage vaginas now, mine's quite comfortable hitting 100+ on twowheelsgood and doing stupid shit in 4WD.

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 12/11/2014 at 21:04

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Oh don't worry about me getting disparaged.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Your boy, BJR 12/22/2014 at 23:08

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1: borrow friends phone/computer

2: open youtube app/website

3: subscribe to Tax the Rich

4: return phone/computer to friend

5: ???

6: profit hoon Bentley in snow